- 00:00:01: I'm in that zen state you get while washing dishes when I notice Charles Nelson Doggy trying to pry the last bits of dog food from the bowl.
- 19:38:12: I'm beat. The vacuum has been running for almost an hour picking up Jerry hair. I need naugahyde furnitue and concrete floors.
- 22:42:12: Car A/C went out today. It was actually cooler OUTSIDE. Guess who's driving an Impala with the windows open tomorrow, Ivan? #fb
- 23:27:40: I was all set to make s'mores tonight and couldn't because it seems I've run out of graham crackers. I think that's a crucial ingredient.#fb
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